Okay, I'm Cheap..

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By weestro

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My friends call me Costanza from time to time. You know, from Seinfeld? George Costanza hated to spend money and many Seinfeld episodes showcased his frugality to a fault. I guess it doesn't matter what people think, not to toot my own horn but I have a great credit score to show for my thriftiness

I’m not Clark Howard by any means. I don't pack a bologna sandwich in a brown bag for lunch everyday. I’ll go out and spend money (not really), but little things make me hesitate. Around the house I look for ways to cut costs by any means necessary. I also drive my wife crazy.

Here are a few reasons people call me cheap:

  • I shop at the Goodwill – No shame in my game. I love to find old T-shirts or even pants here. You can find all sorts of name brands if you look. They also have plenty of books and old records. You can read more about my love for the Goodwill here. *I'm not even sure shop is the right word, if we're out of town I have to go by the Goodwill to see what sort of T-shirt section they have.
  • I have a dumb phone- What’s the point? With a smart phone you have to have a data plan and pay surcharges for the latest apps. Not me, I have a laptop at home, an Ipod for music and a GPS in the car. My good old flip phone works great and is durable enough for an accident prone person like myself.
  • I chase my wife down the hall turning lights off – Well not exactly, but you can always tell where my wife has been by following her trail of lights down the hall.
  • I keep the heat or air off until it absolutely has to come on. – There’s nothing wrong with wearing a sweatshirt to bed. Every spring and fall I leave the air off until I’m informed that it is ridiculous not to have it on. I tell my wife I’m conserving energy and being green. She does not buy this.
  • I buy the off brands – In most cases I’m going with the generic brand. You really can’t tell the difference. Okay, maybe in some cases it's better to pay for the name. Coffee, cereal (I'm a cereal snob), and toilet paper. For the rest just grit and bear it
  • I will be installing rain barrels outside of the house this spring – No sense wasting all that water on the plants, why not use what’s given to us? (And save a few bucks in the meantime!)
  • I'm a deal hunter– I call the cable company every few months and threaten to cancel due to high rates. Worth a try right? Usually they will work with you and find a deal to keep your business. Not sure what I'll do when they call my bluff.
  • I drive an older model vehicle - I've already written a hub about my car. Yeah, it's 20 years old.
  • I won't go to the "new" movie theatre - We have another theatre that shows the movies a few months later at a discount. Just don't tell me what happens.
  • I love yard sales- Swap meats, flea markets, bargain marts, whatever you want to call it. Deals are there for the finding, we found our dinner table at an estate sale. ( I waited until day 3 in order to get it for half price)

So, I guess I'm not the cheapest person out there, I'm sure there are better ways to save. I'm not at home clipping coupons or checking Craigslist for the curb alerts quite yet. But I'm always looking for a deal, aren't we all?

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Alecia Murphy profile image

Alecia Murphy Level 7 Commenter 7 months ago

I saw extreme couponing last night for the first time and although they're a little bit kooky, they do have great strategies for saving a ton of money. Other than the massive stockpiles they have- how they live is not impossible. I agree with buying store brands as well, I found it in college that unless you have a coupon for it- it's better to deal with store brands. My phone's dumb too mainly because I like my phone just for calling as well. Unless I plan on going around the world, there's no point in fronting with some ridiculous phone that does things I don't care about. Great Hub and awesome advice as usual Weestro!

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jenubouka Level 8 Commenter 7 months ago

Awesome and funny, thanks for the smile

MsDora profile image

MsDora Level 7 Commenter 7 months ago

So you're a cheap, smart comic. Sounds like you're a keeper!

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Daniella Lopez Level 5 Commenter 7 months ago

At least you're honest and realize your faults (or positives, depending on how you look at it). Great hub. :D

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KathyH Level 6 Commenter 7 months ago

I guess we're pretty cheap too! :) Seems like we do most of these things... voted up and useful! ;)

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weestro Hub Author 7 months ago

I haven't caught that show yet Alecia, I want to though

thanks Jenu, you're welcome!

not sure about the smart part Ms dora!

more faults than positives daniella!

Thanks Kathy, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Thanks for reading and commenting guys!!

akune profile image

akune Level 3 Commenter 7 months ago

My husband has found his long lost brother! By name Weestro. Follow my lights trail if you want to know more ...

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MarloByDesign Level 4 Commenter 7 months ago

Voted UP and USEFUL. My passion is to write Hubs about saving money and really enjoyed reading your Hub. You made me laugh at "I keep the heat or air off until it absolutely has to come on. – " as I do the SAME THING!

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Zabbella Level 4 Commenter 7 months ago

I have a dinosaur for a phone. My kids and nephews make fun of it, but my "dumb phone" works. As for coffee ...I agree wholeheartedly. It's got to be Folgers!

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weestro Hub Author 7 months ago

Akune - sounds like a smart man!

Mario - mine's been off for a few weeks now.

Zabbella - I would break and iphone within a week, and yeah, the coffee's important.

Thanks for the comments guys!

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SonQuioey10 Level 3 Commenter 2 months ago

Great ideas for saving money, definitely.

I wrote a hub about my vehicle too. Mine beats yours by 1 whole year. It's a 1991.

My phone cost me, are you ready, $286.00 plus tax. It's a global phone, and it loses signal in a lot of trees. Can you believe that! I'm repress that right often.

Anyway, I loved this hub, it has to be my very first favorite.

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nemanjaboskov Level 6 Commenter 2 months ago

I am guilty of doing some of these things, and my girlfriend and I do have fights over these things. I hate wasting money, and I totally agree with you :)

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